YO MAMA IS...

~Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
~Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
~Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
~Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
~Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
~Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!.
~Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
~Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
~Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
~Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
~Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
~Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
~Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
~Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
~Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
~Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
~Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
~Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
~Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
~Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
~Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
~Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
~Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
~Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
~Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
~Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
~Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
~Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
~Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
~Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
~Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
~Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
~Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler".
~Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
~Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
~Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's.
~Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"
~Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."
~Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
~Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
~Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
~Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!
~Yo mama so stupid she saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR", So she did.
~Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
~Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell,When people see her, they run for the border.
~Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
~Yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.
~Yo mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.
~Yo Mama's so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.
~Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
~Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
~Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
~Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
~Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
~Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002's.
~Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
~Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.
~Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
~Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
~Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
~Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver".
~Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
~Yo Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
~Yo Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
~Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
~Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."
~Yo Mama's so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.
~Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell "Taxi!"
~Yo Mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
~Yo Mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
~Yo Mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
~Yo Mama's so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St..
~Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
~Yo Mama's so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be "incredible bulk."
~Yo Mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.
~Yo Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
~Yo Mama's so fat, she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles
~Yo Mama's so fat, I guess we know what's eating Gilbert Grape.
~Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
~Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
~Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: "Free Willy! free Willy!"
~Yo Mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code
~Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
~Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
~Yo Mama's so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
~Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.
~Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.