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Top Ten Ways You Know You're Married to a Cop!
1. When you start an argument , he calls for
back-up.
2. Refers to bedroom as "The Pokey".
3. Secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie.
4. Calls farting his "silent alarm".
5. The obvious night-stick reference.
6. You never hear him say, "Oh Man...not donuts again!!"
7. Refers to his winkie as "the ol' breathalyzer".
8. Stops you in the middle of sex to ask you if you knew how fast you were
going.
9. Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.
10. YES, that IS a gun in his pocket.
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Top Ten Signs You Don't Have What It Takes
To Be A Cop
1. You need at least 8 hours of sleep every night.
2. Sirens give you a headache.
3. You can't drive really fast, check a license plate on your squad computer,
talk on the radio, and drink coffee, all at the same time.
4. When you see trouble brewing, your first reaction is to call 911.
5. When you get nervous, you have to pee, so you secretly wear adult diapers,
just in case it's going to be a busy night.
6. You're being called for back-up, but you don't go because it's too dangerous.
7. At the scene of a riot, you refuse to get out of the car until the crowd
thins out.
8. A woman gives birth in the street and you give her a ticket for littering.
9. You think frisking people and giving "mouth to mouth" to someone of
your own gender is politically incorrect.
10. You're a bleeder and you faint at the sight of a paper cut.
1) He took public transportation to and from his bank robbery.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
