Late one dark and rainy night, a man was walking home alone when he hears a... 

BUMP... 

BUMP...behind him.

Walking faster he looks back and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.  

BUMP... 

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, with the coffin bouncing quickly behind him... 

Faster... 

Faster... 

BUMP... 

BUMP... 

He runs up to his door,  fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the  door behind him.  However, the coffin crashes through his door... 
 
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom the man locks himself in. 

His heart was pounding and his head was reeling. 

With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the bathroom door.                    

The man screams and reaches for something heavy.   H is hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN .

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the coffin, 

and...

 

! the coffin stops.