Bible Trivia
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating
his stock while everyone else was liquidating.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. That would be Pharaoh's
daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little
prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda; because the
apostles were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson; he brought down
the house.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put
out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after
they were kicked out of their garden?
A. They raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
lived in Eden?
A. He said, "Your
mother ate us out of house and home."
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David; he rocked Goliath
to sleep.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go
straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most notable lawbreaker in the
Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke
all Ten Commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the
Jordan; there, the banks were always overflowing.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in
Pharaoh's court.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the
deck.
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