- You don't use your turn signal because everyone knows where you are going.
- Third Street is on the edge of town.
- You dial a wrong number and you talk for fifteen minutes anyway
- You miss a Sunday in church and receive get-well cards
- You can't walk for exercise, because every car that passes you offers you a ride.
- The pick-ups on Main Street out-number the cars three to one.
- You drive into the ditch five miles outside of town and word gets back to town before you do.
- Someone asks how you feel, and then really listens to what you say!!!
